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The Face That Launched A Thousand Ships Looks For A Harem

beautifulmortal wrote in desperatefans Aug 13, 2005 20:22

*clears throat prettily*

Hello, everyone. Helen, formerly of Troy, here. As Paris and I are now officially over, I am now opening applications for suitors. Please reply with your best proposal. Thank you!

Also: Achilles, Patroclus, darlings? Threesome?

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Taking My Due, Nothing More...

mr_croup wrote in desperatefans Aug 13, 2005 20:27

As some of you may be aware, a 'dark' creature known as a dementor recently took up residence with my typist's mind. She was quite wrong to permit it, and has been lately unable to restrain him without asking, grudgingly, for my assistance. As a price for my help, I asked to be allowed out into the community, which she has barred me from doing ( Read more... )

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Bartending!

fallen_moriel wrote in desperatefans Jul 30, 2005 13:48

*conjures up a bar somehow, because he's Moriel*

*is followed by Fleur Delacour, who seems to be enjoying this too much*

Okay, guys, listen up. We're opening a bar.

So! What'll you have? If you like, I'll match a drink to your personality, guaranteed to work.

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capital_r wrote in desperatefans Jul 21, 2005 14:19

Well, considering the number of OMGSEX ..Er. Good-looking men in this community nowadays, I suggest that we have a beauty contest. And I'll be a judge, along with whoever else would like to be. So. Er. Let me know, oui? Most likely Zeus.

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iamnotyetdead wrote in desperatefans Jul 08, 2005 14:52

Hallo, all! *hands out pamphlets, that mostly say 'End Vitalism Now'* I'm Constable Reg Shoe, of the Night Watch. *looks at his grey skin* Before you ask, yes, I am a zombie. I was killed on the 25th of May. *finger falls off* Damn. Does anyone have any thread?

[Reg Shoe, of the Discworld books. Constable and revolutionary. ^_^]

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its_not_biscuts wrote in desperatefans May 28, 2005 21:26

Good morning, my Dear People.

My name is Teatime. I daresay you should pronounce it properly, or else I shall have to ask you politely to say it right. The Proper way to pronounce it is as follows:

Tae-ah-tim-eh.

Please keep it Right.

Teatime, from Terry Pratchett's 'Hogfather'.

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The Glorious 25th

tyriangalley wrote in desperatefans May 25, 2005 02:42

To our Discworldians. Well, Ankh-Morporkians.

A commemoration of the Glorious 25h of May. For those of you who don't know, the Glorious 25th was a day of revolution in Ankh-Morpork. For more details, read Night Watch. *winks*

Anyways. Here's to truth, justice, freedom, reasonably priced love, and a hard boiled egg!

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pairofsocks wrote in desperatefans May 21, 2005 08:22

Hello. I'm Sgt Perks, Sgt Polly Perks, at your service. You've already met my corporal, Mal ( Read more... )

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Corporal Maladict, at your service! ...Er. Corporal Maladicta, at your service!

coffee_addict_ wrote in desperatefans May 20, 2005 05:14

I am, indeed, Corporal Maladicta. But I prefer Maladict. Or Mal. *grins, displaying little fangs* Yes, I'm a vampire. A black ribboner, and it's been three years since I "fell off the wagon". Though I did come fairly close when deprived of coffee last year.Let me see... The trouble with introductions is that they're so dependent on what you want ( Read more... )

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mrhorriblehat wrote in desperatefans May 15, 2005 21:57

(salutes sharply) Greetings! My name is Carrot Ironfounderson and I am Captain of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch. I just wanted to introduce myself to everyone and say that this community entierly prods buttock!

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